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Yellow I’ve visited, red I’ve lived in.  I have no idea how it decides what to make blue and what to make yellow.   It’s retarded that way, sorry about that.

The goal is 100 countries by age 50.

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Paris Rulebook #3: Contradict

Jump up at the beginning of meetings and oppose, no matter what it is you’re opposing.  Just to make it clear that you’re capable of opposition.  You deserve the respect. Obey the rules.  Rules are important.  People who don’t obey the rules, well, il faut les nettoyer avec un Kärcher.  Repeat this to yourself, as [...]

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Once There Was a Man

He was a dissatisfied man.  Not unhappy with anything in particular, mind you, just possessed of a general sort of malaise that strikes even the best of us on the best of days.  The kind of unease for which countless pharmaceutical companies have tried to market unnumbered chemical cures.  Cures that would numb, even out [...]

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John’s Law of the Internet

This is something I realized around 1995, and never bothered to write down, so I’m claiming it now. I present to you a list of minor Star Wars characters with completely unnecessary backstories, Zombo.com, and the ca. 135 google results for “earthworm costume” (with quotes). What do all of these have in common? That would [...]

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